Monday, February 13, 2012

What Do You Do?

This past week a neighbor moved in across the street and I was eager for a chance to go shake their hands and introduce myself while welcoming them to the area.  His SUV had a Marines emblem on the back window and that instantly had me perk up and want to meet the man.


While my mother-in-law came down to visit for the week from Michigan we did a great deal of driving around to tourist locations and just riding up in the mountains with the Jeep we just got.  A grand old time.  Early one morning before we took off on the days adventures the neighbor across the street was putting on a garage sale in his driveway.  A perfect chance to stroll across the street and say hello.

Almost instantly he asked me, "So, What do you do?"  The reason he was asking me was because I had my Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum on my side and he and his wife were from California.  The site of a gun on someones hip was still a culture shock to them (welcome to Arizona - Muahahaha).

Of course I knew exactly what he was asking.  He was asking, "What occupation do you engage in to bring money home to your family for paying your bills?"  But that's not what people ask when they meet other people.

It happens all the time.  People shake your hand, you mention the weather or some other meaningless subject and then you ask or get asked "What do you do?"

I got to thinking in church Sunday morning that each time this happens; it's an incredible moment for me to really offer a deeper relationship with the person.  Why be so superficial?  I know; it's because you really don't know the person and you're just being polite.  How can you trust them with giving them personal information?  Will they just use it to stalk and/or rob you and your family?  Who can you really trust these days?

What really pressed on my heart in Church Sunday was this:
I get asked, "So, What do you do?"
My response should be, "I wake up every morning knowing that Jesus Christ restored my relationship with God and I have a reason to live with a smile on my face.  I'm still a messed up person with problems like everyone else; but I've got a purpose in my life and a focus on my future that I never had before.... So, What do you do?"

I can't wait to try it out and see how it goes?

Offer your "So, What do you do?" answers that come to mind in the comments sections below.  I'd love to hear from you.  May you also inspire others and touch people you meet each day with the Love of Jesus Christ.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

How To Become The World Leader

Watching FoxNews this morning as I was eating my breakfast and getting ready to come in to work on this Saturday morning, the fox news correspondent had on three young Ron Paul supporters.  The oldest of the group was 25 and the youngest I believe was 17.


Their eyes were full of wonder and amazement as if unicorns strolled down the street when Ron Paul's name was mentioned and they were eager to walk as close to him as they could in case he passed gas; because that smells like flowers too you know.

One of the students commented that the reason he supported Ron Paul was because Ron Paul is the only one serious about cutting the budget and was the only one that was honest and told people the truth.

Really?!?!

I was tempted to make this entire blog entry about the ignorance of this naive kid but I thought longer on it and will tie it into a larger blog with a greater statement.

To first address this child's understanding about Ron Paul.



Cutting the Budget: Ron Paul followers are bragging that Ron Paul says he will cut the budget by 1 trillion dollars.  They say he's the only candidate on the GOP side that is even considering cutting the budget.

Apparently they are completely ignorant of the fact that Rick Santorum has been talking a 1.3 trillion dollar budget cut (5 trillion over 5 years), thus making Ron Paul's "serious" budget cuts look like a joke.


Next his honesty:  Ron Paul has been a Texas congressman for 35 years now.  During that time he and his followers brag that Ron Paul has never once voted in support of any pork for his own congressional district.  That he stands on high and Holy ground above the fray of corrupt politics and funding and deals and deceit in trying to blackmail other congressmen so he can get money back to his own congressional district.  Oh my how they go on about how "pork" in a bill is so wrong and is the reason for all corruption and the woes of the Country.

Again.. the useful idiots that follow Ron Paul are either so naive and mis-informed that they're almost cute and cuddly in their stupidity, or they are just mindless puppets.  For the last 35 years Ron Paul has not voted for any bill that has had "pork" in it for his district.  This is true.  But do you know the game he's been playing for over three decades and why he keeps getting re-elected?

Ron Paul pushes for a bill to get passed, he campaigns and promotes and wheels and deals with the other congressman to get a lot of support behind a bill.  Once Ron Paul is sure that the bill will pass with overwhelming support he packs in LOADS of pork, bridge money, road money.. "free federal money" for his own district and then he votes NO on the bill.  Guess what... he voted no on the bill and he also got millions of dollars back to his congressional district in the same move.  He can continue to say that pork is evil and wrong and is corrupting politics and that he has and never will vote for any bill with pork in it.

Ron Paul is deceitful, lying, manipulative... oh yeah.. so very honest.

Now.. how do you become the next World Leader?


Did you see how Obama got elected?  He got these college age kids (bless their hearts for being so wide eyed and full of hope for life still) are utterly putty and ignorant about real life yet and played them like an old fiddle.  Pump them full of platitudes and one liners and they aren't jaded enough by life to actually fact-check the drek you're shoveling on them and they will believe whatever you say and start marching to your tune and doing all the work for you to find other supporters to join in the cause.  Bamf.... You become the world leader.

The Ron Paul example above:  Pump out more platitudes and sound like you're tired of the current system and want to really change things up and fix the world (even though you are lying and a major cause of the problems going on in the system... but hey.. the little college minds that will believe anything you say and never question you or seek the actual facts and truth.. will just follow right behind you and march to your step too).  Bamf... Ron Paul-ites created.

How about in Tucson in the school district that is teaching the LaRaza curriculum that is teaching students to rise up in violent overthrow to seek the destruction of the U.S. Government so that Mexico can take over 1/3 of the United States.  The curriculum is based on racial hatred and it works great.  You've got Junior High and High School students that haven't developed their critical thinking skills enough in life that just start marching to the drum you're beating and just repeating all the hate too.  Mindless drones for your cause created.
Link to blog entry about this curriculum here in Arizona: ( click here )

How again did Hitler come to power?


It's frustrating to see the same mistakes of history being repeated over and over again.  Perhaps mankind doesn't deserve much better than what it is getting.  Perhaps we, as humanity is just too stupid and we deserve whatever we get?

Monday, January 9, 2012

Fantastic News for the Stieler Family

I should have sent out this update a couple weeks ago when I found out.

The Probate Court of Marquette County has granted HSLDA's motion to dismiss the prosecution of Ken and Erin Stieler for medical neglect. The Stielers had refused to continue chemotherapy for their son, Jacob, after surgery and the first phase of treatment resulted in clear PET scans. Circuit court judge Thomas Solka ruled today that the family had not neglected their son by refusing to continue with additional rounds of chemotherapy. He recognized that the parents were behaving reasonably by weighing the less-than-certain chance of cure with the risks of very serious side effects. He also placed reliance on HSLDA's argument that three of the five chemotherapy drugs had not been FDA-approved as safe and effective for pediatric sarcoma.

Read the Decision Here:
http://www.hslda.org/hs/state/mi/stielerdecision.pdf

The State of Michigan does have the option of appealing this decision. Please join us in praising God for this important victory for parents and families! Also, continue to pray for Jacob, his parents, and for HSLDA's continued ability defend parental rights.

Blessings to you all,
J. Michael Smith, Esq.
President, HSLDA.

Friday, December 9, 2011

National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) Passed On Tuesday

The U.S. Senate passed Tuesday the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA).

Any U.S. Citizen suspected in taking part in any "terrorist" activity can now be held indefinately without a court trial or brought up on any charges.

The Lemmings of course think this is great. But those of us that are awake know that the current tyrant (dictator) calls us terrorists. We read the Bible, we pray, we talk in public about the U.S. Constitution, we have a political bumper sticker, we have or have in the past been a member of the National Rifle Association, etc. Our government has put out check lists which include all of the above that they use to categorize domestic threats and 'home grown terrorists' developing. (Listen to the video below starting at 12:30 if you do nothing else... he actually lists some of these things... having extra food, having extra ammunition, etc....)

We're not even a full step away yet at being termed terrorists. All it takes is one incident for O'Bummer to declare martial law and that's when we are all officially terrorists.

Watch Rand Paul on the Floor of the Senate speaking on this:
 
 
Anyone want to re-think their disbelief in the FEMA camps now?

Here are the Senators that supported this (Only 3 Senators stood against this):

Ayotte (R-NH)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Blunt (R-MO)
Boozman (R-AR)
Brown (R-MA)
Burr (R-NC)
Casey (D-PA)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coats (R-IN)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Collins (R-ME)
Conrad (D-ND)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagan (D-NC)
Hatch (R-UT)
Heller (R-NV)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Hutchison (R-TX)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Inouye (D-HI)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Johnson (R-WI)
Kohl (D-WI)
Kyl (R-AZ)
Landrieu (D-LA)
Lee (R-UT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (ID-CT)
Lugar (R-IN)
Manchin (D-WV)
McCain (R-AZ)
McCaskill (D-MO)
McConnell (R-KY)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Moran (R-KS)
Nelson (D-NE)
Portman (R-OH)
Pryor (D-AR)
Reed (D-RI)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Rubio (R-FL)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Shelby (R-AL)
Snowe (R-ME)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Thune (R-SD)
Toomey (R-PA)
Vitter (R-LA)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wicker (R-MS)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Baaa Baaa, And The Sheep Say Baaa

So, your friends look at you with a smirk of condescension when you tell them that for a hundred years socialist/Marxist/communists have been infiltrating the United States?  Yeah.. me too.

I used to work on an Orchard in Northern Michigan and one day I was cleaning out the attic of one of the houses that the illegal Mexican aliens lived in during the summer/fall months and I stumbled across several election posters.  Interesting... the father of my boss (he must have been like 60 years old back when I was 15 yrs old... so he'd be like 87 years old now)... had run for governor of Michigan on the Communist ticket some while back before that time.

Of course, being a kid it didn't mean much to me at the time because I didn't know the difference between one political party and the next.  I was sheltered very snuggly between one small down and others.. the outside world meant nothing to me.

As the years progressed I have learned a great deal more about this communist determination to take over the United States.  When I talk to people about it I get this glazed over look and am basically told, "The socialist government media warned me not to listen to you when I tell you what they've been doing... so I'm tossing out years of knowing you and your character and integrity and reputation.. and I'm going to distance myself from you now and call you a extream wierdo because that's what they told me to do."  yeah.. you know the look.

I thought it would be fun to put up a cartoon that was published in the Chicago Tribune in 1934.



Make note of the sign in the lower left.

Back in 1934 people were brave enough to call out the truth and be laughed at and mocked.  Today, there are a few of us still remaining.

Still... people will mock you and say nothing like this ever happened 100 years ago and nothing like this has been going on between now and then... you're just making stuff up.


So, the next time you see a cartoon like the one below:


Before you just scoff at them and write them off.... pick up an actual book and learn your history.  A book.... oh dear.. I forget how much we've actually lost in this Country over the years.  Do people even know how to read anymore?

Keep Killing My Child: It Makes The Doctors Happy

Several months back my wife started to talk to me about friends she has back in Michigan. The family was asking for prayer for their little boy because he had cancer. Hundreds/thousands of people started to pray for the little boy as he was going through chemo.


Time passes..... a PET scan is done and he's cancer free (at that time)... Much rejoicing.

A little time passes and we get another prayer request.... the doctors are insisting to continue chemo, even after the PET scans are telling them that the little boy no longer has cancer.. they want to keep pumping the poisons into him anyway.

I'll let the story below tell the full issue.. it covers everything very well.

My wife is subscribed to a Homeschool newsletter and it was interesting that this information about people she knows back in Michigan showed up in the Homeschool newsletter. I thought I'd share it with everyone here so you can see: Just how close you can be from the government taking your children from you any time they get the whim.

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( Full Article Here )

Who Makes the Really Tough Decisions: Parents? Or Doctors?
by Michael Farris
HSLDA Chairman

Who should make very difficult decisions for children? Parents or doctors?

In March of this year, 8-year-old Jacob Stieler was diagnosed with Ewing Sarcoma, a dangerous bone cancer. His parents took him to a highly-rated children’s oncology center in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Jacob had surgery to remove the tumor, which was followed by several rounds of chemotherapy. The treatment was incredibly difficult, and Jacob’s mom, Erin, told me that when she looked her son in the eyes, she knew in her heart that he simply could not survive many more rounds of these drugs.

Erin and Ken, Jacob’s mom and dad, joined by hundreds of others, prayed for Jacob and his complete recovery.

After all of these rounds of chemotherapy were completed, there was a PET scan done to check on the status of the cancer. There was no evidence of cancer detected in Jacob’s body. Jacob’s family and friends rejoiced in his healing—praising God for this wonderful outcome.

But the doctors wanted to give Jacob several more rounds of chemotherapy and radiation, despite the clean PET scan. When asked why they wanted to keep giving Jacob these incredibly dangerous drugs, the doctors replied that this was “the standard of care” for his illness.

Jacob’s parents begged the doctors to make an individual diagnosis, rather than simply following unbending standards. But the doctors were steadfast. All children with this cancer needed multiple rounds of these drugs—regardless of PET scan results, the doctors contended.

Jacob’s parents did extensive study of the side effects of the five different chemotherapy drugs that the doctor wanted to administer. And they believed that the risk of the drugs was far greater than the risk of recurrent cancer, since Jacob had a clean PET scan. They said no to the doctors. No more chemotherapy treatment for now.

But the doctors would not take no for an answer. They called child protective services in Jacob’s county and asked the agency to file charges against the family for medical neglect.

After looking into the matter, both the local CPS agency and the local prosecuting attorney refused to file charges. They believed that the parents were making reasonable decisions for Jacob.

The doctors still would not take no for an answer. They called higher authorities in the state level CPS agency. The doctors had to make several calls before they finally found someone who would agree with them.

As a result of all of these calls, the local CPS agency was pressured into filing medical neglect charges against the parents.

The local prosecutor still refused to take a case against the family, so the state level CPS officials hired an independent private lawyer to serve as the prosecutor against Ken and Erin Stieler.

A jury trial is scheduled for early January to determine if the doctors will be given the authority to take over the medical decision-making for Jacob.

When I heard about this case—and checked out the facts—I knew that I could not sit on the sidelines and watch this family be overrun and parental rights be trashed by well-meaning but overzealous doctors.

I recently flew to Michigan and took the depositions of all three doctors who were scheduled to testify against the family.

Jacob’s treating physician is the key.

I prepared for the depositions by obtaining copies of the official “package inserts” that the FDA requires all drug companies to give to physicians and patients. Undoubtedly, you have seen these inserts when you have picked up prescriptions for your children.

The inserts tell you several things:

Indicated uses—that is a list of the diseases for which there is evidence that the drug is a safe and effective treatment.

Warnings—these are strong cautions that indicate serious potential issues.
Side effects—these disclose all of the potential consequences that arise from taking the drug.
Approved for children—there is a specific disclaimer on many drugs that indicate whether the drugs have been proven to be safe and effective for children.

“Have all of these drugs been approved by the FDA as safe and effective for children?” I asked Jacob’s treating oncologist.

“Yes,” she replied, they have been FDA-approved for children.

According to the official package inserts that we were able to obtain, she is just flat wrong.

She wanted to continue to give Ifosfamide to Jacob.

The FDA disclosure for this drug says: “Pediatric Use: Safety and effectiveness in pediatric patients have not been established.”

The oncologist wanted to give Jacob a weeks’ worth of Etoposide.

The FDA disclosure says: “Pediatric Use: Safety and effectiveness in pediatric patients have not been established.”

The warning on the drug Doxorubicin says: “Pediatric patients are at increased risk for developing delayed cardiotoxicity.” This means that the drug can cause severe harm to a child’s heart—at even higher rates than it can in adults.

In fact, as it turned out, the treating doctor had never even seen, much less read, these official FDA-required package inserts. She did state that she had seen similar information from other sources.

Most of the drugs did not list Jacob’s form of cancer as an “indicated use.” This means that these drugs had not been tested and validated as safe and effective for this particular kind of cancer—even for adults, much less for children.

And then we get to the official warnings and side effects.

In addition to the strong warnings about “congestive heart failure” from Doxorubicin, other drugs the doctor wanted to give were known to have caused cancer—new forms of cancer—in patients being treated for an original cancer. Vincristine’s label is typical of these warnings: “Patients who received chemotherapy with vinchristine sulfate in combination with anticancer drugs known to be carcinogenic have developed second malignancies.” The warning labels say that sometimes these second cancers develop years after the treatment.

All five of the drugs that the doctors want to give Jacob are either known to cause other cancers or have not been fully tested.

Some of the other side effects for these drugs include:

Damage to the cranial motor nerves
Serious infections
Failure of boys to sexually mature
The inability to father children
Anorexia

It would take pages to recite all of the warnings and side effects.

Parental rights are increasingly being lost in the medical arena. I am beginning to wonder why physicians even bother asking for parental consent if they will just do an end run around the parents whenever it is convenient for them to do so.

This is not an easy case. It is not a case where a child has a current illness and the treatment is tested and proven to be safe and effective—those cases are easily resolved. The best evidence is that Jacob no longer has objective evidence of cancer. And not a single drug that the doctors want to give Jacob is FDA-approved for children for his kind of cancer.

This is a case where there must be a judgment call—a balancing of risks.

Who makes that call?

The doctor told me during the deposition that she thinks that she should make the call—for every child in this situation. And she would give the same answer every time, rather than making an individual judgment.

I can’t imagine a more clear case of the need for parental rights. This is a decision that requires the wisdom of God.

HSLDA was established to defend parental rights in the context of homeschooling. But the assault on parental rights comes to us on many fronts. This is why we have set up the Homeschool Freedom Fund to enable us to fight important cases for the broader principle of parental rights. Our regular membership fees do not stretch far enough to cover these kinds of cases. We truly need your help to be able to fight for the principles we all hold dear.

If you would like to stand with us in this critical battle for parental rights, I would ask you to send the very best gift you can to the Home School Foundation’s Homeschool Freedom Fund. All gifts to HSF are tax-deductible.

This trial is coming soon—we will send out email alerts if there is any change in the schedule.

Fighting a case of this magnitude is an expensive proposition. I hope you will be as generous as possible so that we may cover travel costs, local counsel, and deposition expenses—for this case and future cases where justice demands action to preserve freedom.

Our nation was founded upon the traditions of Western Civilization. This civilization was founded on the principles of the Word of God. God gives children to parents—not to the state, and not to doctors. In cases like this one, our legal system must remain steadfast in following the principle that God has delegated these kinds of decisions to parents, not to doctors, social workers, or courts.

Please pray for the Stieler family’s case and help as best you can. Thank you.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Speeding Ticket Hell

I am going to chronical the experience of getting a speeding ticket here in Arizona.  I can tell you, if I would have been given this list up front about what crap I'd have to go through I'd have just shot myself in the head.  But.. because it was hell one step at a time, I was able to slowly go insane rather than become overwhelmed all at once.


*Note*: Whenever calling the driving school, assume a 10-20 minute stint being on hold (even when not mentioned below)

  1. Drive too fast on a road that is stupid-silly marked for slower than makes sense (Yes, that's my excuse.  I am discovering that I really don't do well with authority.  Didn't used to be like that but as I learn what Authority is and has become, I have almost zero respect for it).
  2. Get a ticket and get treated like you're some sort of child rapist by the police officer that has serious issues involving the lack of love from his mother as a child.
  3. Look up online how much the ticket will cost.
  4. Have wife coax you up off the floor after fainting and assist you in taking large doses of meds for your migraine.
  5. Panic when attempting to try and figure out how to come up with $200+ dollars in the family budget over the next month.
  6. Discover that it just isn't going to happen.. so call court house, wait on phone, ask for an extension.
  7. Get directed to a website where it gives you instructions on how to get an extension.
  8. Get your printer at home to work with your laptop so that it can scan in documents and turn them into .pdf files (3 hours).
  9. Scan your drivers license, scan your ticket.
  10. Write a letter asking for an extension.
  11. Print out your letter asking for an extension.
  12. Sign the letter asking for an extension.
  13. Take the letter, the drivers license scan and the ticket scan to work with you.
  14. Fax all three items above to a number at the court house to request your extension.
  15. Wait 3 days and then call between 9:00 am and 11:30 am on the third day after sending your fax to confirm that they received your request for an extension.
  16. Get confirmation that your deadline now isn't until November 21st.  Take just a moment to catch your breath.
  17. Discover that you can take an online driving school for $200+ (basically the same as the ticket) but if you do, they will throw the ticket out and you won't get any points or car insurance cost hike, etc.
  18. Wait until about 2 weeks before the new November 21st deadline because you still aren't amazingly wealthy and it takes you that long to come up with $200 to pay for the online course.
  19. Discover that most online courses have several built-in delays that will cause you to miss your November 21st deadline. (spend another 3 hours finding a course that will accept you enrolling only 10 days before the deadline of the ticket).
  20. Sign up for your online course (zap... they are very eager to withdraw the funds out of your checking account/debit card).
  21. Get told that you have to send the online driving course proof of your extension.
  22. Contact the driving course and tell them that you do not have proof.  That you just talked to the court house on the phone and was verbally told it was approved.
  23. Have driving school tell you that they will contact the court house on Monday (it is currently late on Friday) and get verbal confirmation themselves.
  24. Call the driving school on Monday afternoon to ask about what happened with the verbal approval with the court house.  Be told by the driving school that they tried to call for two hours and that they will try again on Tuesday.
  25. Inform the driving school that you know they are lying because the court house ALWAYS answers the phone within 1-2 minutes of calling.  That you are positive that no phone call was made to the court house and you are running out of time and getting frustrated.  Quick jerking my chain and just do your darn job!
  26. Call the court house yourself (get through right away).. ask them about confirmation of the extension.  They say they need a fax number of the driving school and will send something right away.
  27. Call the driving school right back and tell them you need a fax number for the court house to send the proof of extension.
  28. Call the court house right back and give them the fax number.
  29. Wait 30 minutes.
  30. Call the driving school and ask if they received the fax.  Wait as they determine that they must send a supervisor to go find the fax machine and check (be on hold 20 minutes).
  31. Find out that the fax of the extension has something hand written on it and it needs to be typed and it can not be accepted.
  32. Find out from the driving school that they will just call on Tuesday for a verbal and that a fax isn't really even needed.  Make them promise and make their supervisor promise and it be noted in your file what supervisor said they will personally call the courthouse on Tuesday.
  33. On Tuesday, call the driving school and see if they called the court house like they said they were going to do.
  34. Find out that they did call the court house (after another hour of being on hold) but now it's past the 7 days deadline before the court deadline so they can't let me take the course.
  35. Get access to the supervisors' supervisor and let them know that it is the driving courses fault that I'm past the 7 day before the court date deadline because they failed and lied about making phone calls and are the reason it was dragged out so far.
  36. Agree to pay $20 for a 2 day express shipping of your certificate so you can get it to the local court house before your November 21st deadline.
  37. Pay for the 2 day express over the phone with your debt card.
  38. Get a waiver from the company policy and get them to unlock the computer program so that you can take the online driving school course.
  39. Get home and start the driving course.
  40. Log in - Have the course immediately lock you out because you are within the 7 day window before the court date.
  41. Call the driving school back and explain everything from the beginning to the 9th person in the company and then get the supervisor's supervisor on shift at that moment; to contact tech support so they can bypass the computer auto-locks and unlock it so you can take the test (per your previous waiver).
  42. Start the class.
  43. See that the class is telling you that you only have a regular mail (2-8 days) set up and that you need to pay $20 for the 2 day express.
  44. Contact the driving course company and confirm that you paid the $20 already.  Have them tell you that it's noted in your folder/account that it's paid for.  To just select regular(free) mailing so that you don't get charged twice.
  45. Spend 4 hours taking an online class that is more a test of your ability to listen to someone say "beuler.. beuler.. beuler" over and over without falling asleep.
  46. Finish the course.
  47. Contact the driving course and just double check to make sure the 2 day express shipping is in fact going to happen.
  48. Confirm that they screwed that up and have their supervisor's supervisor make sure that it's going to be the 2 day FedEx express shipment.. good thing you called or you would have missed the court deadline of November 21st.
  49. Insist on a tracking number from FedEx.
  50. Be told to call back the next day after 3pm so you can get a FedEx number.
  51. Call back on the next day (again, don't forget being on hold 20 minutes each phone call) and get your FedEx tracking number (each time you get to explain everything from the beginning and/or let them spend 20 minutes reading the pages in your file of notes now).
  52. Let 2 days pass until the Friday before the deadline (deadline is on Monday).
  53. Call the court house to confirm they will be open until 5pm like their website and/or phone auto-recording says.
  54. Get the FedEx delivery at 1:38 pm on Friday.
  55. Jump in your car and drive 45 minutes to the court house.
  56. Stand in line for 15 minutes.
  57. Hand the lady the driving course certificate and a copy of your ticket.
  58. Lady behind the bullet proof glass makes a photo copy and hands you back the original.
  59. Lady tells you she will hand deliver the course certificate 'right now to the lady that needs it'.
  60. Leave the court house wondering if the lady will actually do her job because everyone you ever meet never does their job and you're the one that gets screwed all the time.
  61. Drive 45 minutes through traffic-hell back home.
  62. Consider moving into the basement at work and selling your vehicles because this crap is bull.